A report from the Onion News Network noting a revolutionary new line-up of clothing for children – made by other children, halfway across the world. Taken from the Onion News Network podcast.

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25 Responses to “Onion News Network: Gap’s “For Kids By Kids” Line”
  1. ASealUponThineHeart says:

    Jesus is going to save the world…

  2. MrHairyNutz says:

    Can you post that on youtube?

  3. slytherinspy1960 says:

    NO KOOLNESS! DON’T DO IT! oh shit, i think im too late. :(

    <3 this is in memory of koolness
    *bows head*

  4. kagezara says:

    did u do it?

  5. evildoctorbluetooth says:

    yes, this is a joke.
    HOWEVER shops such as gap do use slave labour or similar to make these clothes. The onion was taking the mick of this.
    u could have googled the onion to find out.

    i love it when people think the onion is real. retards.

  6. retrospects says:

    yes please end it you sad sack of shit

  7. koolness97 says:

    WTF is going on in the world you know what tomorrow if my dad isn’t home im gonna take his shot gun and shot myself the worlds totally fucking stupid and retarded i dunno if this is a joke but even if it was it was the lamest one ever! i should just blast myself right now.

  8. CrawdaddyJoe says:

    It’s sad when the most accurate take on the world comes from The Onion.

  9. ofelixdacat says:

    It’s sad cause it’s true, especially if you buy clothes at Wal*Mart

  10. Rainydaywoman7 says:

    “Help Me” stitched in jeans! AWESOME!!

  11. idunnospeakaengrish says:

    what a great idea :D

  12. jello934 says:

    haha yeah i mean it looked legit

  13. alto2330 says:

    yea…obviously lol

  14. jello934 says:

    is this a joke?

  15. jabathedrunk says:

    lol i know

  16. scarygirl58 says:

    “HELP ME”… OMFG!!! Creepy…

  17. ycanti65 says:

    1. Your reading my? comment
    2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact.
    4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3.
    5. Your checking it now.
    6. Your smiling.
    7. Your still reading my comment.
    8. You know all you have read is true.
    10. You didnt notice that i skipped 9.
    11. Your checking it now.
    12. You didnt notice there are only 10 facts

  18. pdgks says:

    hahahaha factory in malaysia. id like to see that

  19. aquacandyman3000 says:

    I loved the “HELP ME” stitched into the jeans XD. Real funny, especially as the kids were like “I love the range because some have little messages in it like be my friend… It’s almost like having a penpal!” XD

  20. sinatraandaerosmith says:

    Jean Ann WHORton

  21. SindoxSan says:

    LOL “HELP ME” That was so funny

  22. camerons2 says:

    I almost had a seizure when they showed the “HELP ME” on the pants

  23. articsnow says:

    pyrodogg

    nah.. this is a joke, Malay kids are not in factories making exports for America. Maylay kids are in hwore houses entertaining American tourists.

  24. TommyLocas says:

    YES YOU MOTHER F***ER ITS A F***ING JOKE!

    Just kidding ;)
    Yes, the onion is a fake news station.

  25. filmzo says:

    Yes…

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